stress burrito


a bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.
jenny’s obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen sp-ce during dinner parties.

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