Stretch A Bitch
1. stretch a b-tch – verb. to stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. verb. used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. verb. used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care
1.
john – man, did you see nikki last night?
mr. fred – yeah, phil sure stretched a b-tch when he said she looked fat.
2.
dr. cho – what do you have this afternoon?
dr. milo – just stretching a b-tch, then i’m going to hit the club.
dr. cho – hah, good man.
3.
nancy mcboy – i don’t know what to do man, what if she doesn’t like me?
tom – i donno man… stretch a b-tch?
nancy mcboy – pardon?
tom – oh, nothing nancy, nothing.
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