Stretch Lemur


the act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it’s b-m and out it’s mouth. then scr-w-ng some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.
guy 1: “so how did prom go?”
guy 2: “it was going good until her mom asked me to give her a stretch lemur, then it went great!”
the act of fingering a small puppy, while lighting a blunt with a pencil, drawing a picture with your toes, listening to duran duran, and watching skat p-rn; to completely rape somebody in every aspect of everything and anything ever imagined in the whole entire universe.
oh….d-mn….i just stretchlemurred the p-ss out of you.

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