stretched ears
stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. stretched ears can go up to 3″ and even beyond that sometimes. they are not called “gauging/gauges” despite what anyone says, it’s called stretching. a gauge is just the measurement. “stretching” is to “gauging” as “timing” is to “minuting/houring”. if you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say “gauges” they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing sh-t.
if you don’t stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout aka cat -ss, where your ear literally resembles a floppy -n-s. it’s not attractive. be patient and do it right.
n00b: “guise, i need advice on my gauges.. i just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!
non-n00b: first of all, it’s not gauging, it’s stretching/stretched ears. second of all, take them out of your ears you’ve obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an -sshole. you never go up 3 sizes in two days you f-cking n00b. don’t even try stretching again.”
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