stretched out
after copious amounts of s-x, the resultant condition of the v-g-n-. also can be used to threaten someone, “trying to get stretched out?”, or as a term of defeat, “that chemistry test stretched me out.” furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, “don’t get stretched out!!” in extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, “what up girl, trying to get stretched out?”
example 1:
tom: yo guy, is it cool if i have s-x with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in arizona?
nick: ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.
tom: not at all, but i’ll be the one doing the stretching.
example 2:
tom: yo mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?
mo: i stretched that b-tch out!
example 3:
naomi: hey, i heard that frat guys have huge d-cks, specifically delts.
andrea: ya, they will definitely stretch you out!
naomi: yes, i do dig.
when someone is left unconscious or incapacitated from a severe beating, usually on the ground with arms and legs splayed out.
f-ck with any of my n-gg-s and we’ll leave you stretched out on the block.
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