stretchgasm
strecthgasm is a combination of two words. strect and -rg-sm.
stretchgasm is the feeling you get if you wake up in the moring and you stretch. you feel go and your muscles get relaxed. it feels like an -rg-sm but more on the backside.
stretching for staying in one spot for a long time.
person: -strecthes-
person: d-mn what a stretchgasm!
the feeling of relief after a long, full-body stretch.
i just had a huge stretchgasm.
this is when you stretch so good your entire body begins to shakes and you feel like a new and happier person.
“hey, why are you so happy?”
“omg i just had a stretchgasm man, such a natural high!”
a feeling of utter bliss that happens when you’re lying on your floor after doing something particularly exerting, when all your muscles relax and you could just p-ss out right there. similar to a bedgasm, but on the floor. sometimes called flo-rg-sm
girl: “uhngggg….”
guy: “hey, you okay?”
girl: “yeah i’m fine, i’m just having a stretchgasm, don’t mind me.”
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