strex
when you stretch and flex at the same time. also, can be used when you pretend to stretch but are actually trying to flex in front of an attractive male/female.
i was strexing at the pool when the ladies walked by.
a build up of s-xual frustration that begins to mimic the symptoms of stress.
i need to stop looking directly at you.. the strex is killing me!
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