stride ride
when you’re really desperate to get high so you roll your weed in stride gum wrapper cuz you can’t find papers.
guy 1: yo guy i couldn’t find any papers, how we gonna smoke this sh-t.
guy 2: no problem, go buy a pack of stride gum and roll that sh-t in one of the gum wrappers. we gonna stride ride tonight.
guy 1: aww yeah
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