striped shirt

a male, usually found at an establishment where alcohol is served and socialization is encouraged (i.e. bars and clubs) who dons not only a vertically striped dress shirt, but also over-gelled hair, r-t-rded, a mult-tude of identically accessorized friends, and a gl-ss of diet red bull and overpriced vodka.

any of all of the following attributes may also apply:

1. has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he’s got money in the bank.

2. usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as “b-tches” when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as “sl-ts” when women actually accept an invitation to come over for “after hours”

3. actually uses the word, “brah” to refer to other friends.

4. constantly applies derrogatory, h-m-phobic terms and situations to other -ssociates. for example, “dude, stop sucking dave’s d-ck, you f-g! you both are full of sh-t!”

5. will have slept with “the ugly, fat one” not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.

6. grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties

was first refereced in www.thephatphree.com in the popular article, “look at my striped shirt! f-cking look at it!”
bartender: “last call!”

c-cktailer no.1: “check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls”

c-cktailer no.2: “ugh, how sad…they’re striking out.”
a male, usually affluent who dons a striped shirt in a club. a striped shirt normally wear sungl-sses at night,a cr-ppy gold chain, a blowout hair cut, carries a buisnes card which normally says producer, vice president, or all around douche bag. they are extremely pr-ne to c-ck-blocking, lame come ons, and ambiguous references to their socioeconomic status. steriods and fake tans are essential in their repitoire.
look at that striped shirt with his mojhito, what a douche.