Stripper Commute
(n.) 1. a lengthy drive from one’s residence to their location of employment, like the distance a stripper drives to the strip club, where she works, to avoid encountering any friends family or -ssociates and revealing she’s a stripper.
since switching offices, tommy’s drive to work has become a stripper commute.
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