stripper crush
the condition a man gets when he first sees a woman and knows that he must have her regardless of what it takes or costs, much like the feeling of seeing the hottest stripper and knowing you must get her to grind all over you. this is a temporary condition that can only be rectified by sleeping with the girl.
dude 1: you see that hot girl there by the bar?
dude 2: yeah what about her?
dude 1: i’ve got a total stripper crush on her. i must have her.
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