Stripper Mugged
when you go alone to a strip club with way to much money and a stripper talks you into going to the vip room. one hour later you are out 800 bucks and only got three lap dances! you got stripper mugged!
ted was on a business trip by himself and had to spend the night at a motel. he decided to go to a strip club and have a few drinks to unwind. thirty minutes and two beers later he was enamored by a stripper and started up a conversation. next thing he knows, he is walking out of the club broke and p-ssed off because the b-tch talked him into the vip where she proceeded to milk only his wallet. ted realized that if he would have had a wing man he would not have been so dumb. always go to the club with your boys or you may get stripper mugged.
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