strock
(adjective, noun). a straight man with overwhelmingly gay tendencies and characteristics, but who still (apparently) prefers sleeping with women. similar to metros-xual, but gay characteristics are not limited to dress and hygiene (for example, strocks are often overtly effeminate in speech, interests, and att-tude) thereby including dirty hipsters and the like. often stylish, outgoing, and unique, they pull girls with little trouble.
etymology: derived from the english “straight” and the english “c-ck,” together signifying that the man is straight– but only in their c-ck. gay everywhere else.
related words: strocky, strockiest
boy: “i’m a film studies major who enjoys a wearing bowties, walking gingerly, and making kissy faces at the camera, duh! this is my girlfriend, monica.”
girl 1: “how the f-ck is that guy not gay?”
girl 2: “he’s not gay. i’ve hooked up with him, it was hot. he’s just really strock.”
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