Stroke Marathon
to fap for an exceedingly long amount of time, without stopping or breaks.
additionally it is absolutely feasible to wear a smart watch while doing so in order to acc-mulate the elusive 27.2 miles on the pedometer, seemingly unreachable by modern fap theorists.
“i dont have sh-t to do tonight so when i get home, stroke marathon!” – justin weatherford
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