Stroke Material
a personal inventory of items either visual or physical that a man regularly uses to bring himself to s-xual climax. often in the absence of a gf.
a man’s dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. even at the brink of death a man’s thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is … “uncanny”.
hot wannabe paramedic: ohh g-d! t-t-theres so much blood! i’m jus. i’m just an intern! i-i don’t know what to do, please help… someone!?!? just hang in there, an ambulance will be here soon.. okay?
pedestrian: jesus! that guys been blasted. someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey…. hey.. i think he’s tryin’ ta say somethin…!
guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: ‘me…
hot wannabe medic: huh? “steps in closer”
guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: g….’
gimme…
now…… please…..
g..’ imme.. dat picture… please…..
please… l-l-lemme use it..
st-st…stroke… m-material… “heavy breathing”
leaze..
..o-one last time….
medic: huh? my id card!?
..please……
pll..”dies”
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steve: hey its megan fox nude
matt: holy f-ck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
steve: ima save it..
matt: ima use it as stroke material
steve : just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
matt: wo0t?
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