stroke session
when a guy facetimes/skypes/video chats a girl and jerks off too her while she watches and disrobes herself in order to help him blow his load. after he does his finishing move, he usually ends the call without warning and never talks to the girl again.
hey paul, i just did a stroke session(ss) with christina last night, too bad she’ll never hear from me again.
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