Strokes Per Minute
abbreviated as spm, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. the higher the spm, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high spm.
“last night i went crazy, i musta been around 350 strokes per minute!”
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