Stroking the Cat


receiving the “s-x talk” in a less than conventional way from a figure of trust. this involves the stroking of the recipient’s “cat” to ill-strate the points raised within the talk.
laura’s father never was able to look her in the eye after stroking the cat.
the act of female m-st-rb-t–n
“i caught sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday”

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