Strolling Roadblock
the walking equivalent of a rolling roadblock, caused by a large group of slow moving pedestrians that you can’t get around. usually only overcome by waiting for a suitable overtaking opportunity then putting on a burst of speed.
guy: sorry i’m late, i got stuck behind a strolling roadblock when these idiots decided to walk 5 across down the footpath.
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