Stromae


a singer-songwriter of belgian origin. he is known to make girls fall in love with him purely because of his awesome outfits and adorable smile. also, his accent is said to make grown men cry – it’s that beautiful.
how we should all ditch school to marry stromae so he can make us belgian waffles every morning for breakfast.

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