strongbow


a fine alcoholic beverage used to wet the whistle of many younger residents of the uk,
bitter , sweet, strongbow
strongbow… one of the strongest drinks you’ll get out of a barrel – tastes better than any beer or other cider.
‘nother ‘bow yer?
yer..
a brand of cider and a very popular alcoholic drink in britain. although there are numerous other brands strongbow remains the most popular cider.
“i’ll buy you a drink. what do you want?”

“pint of strongbow.”

“i should have known, watch my strongbow while i buy yours.”
dry, watery cider that tastes faintly of those chemicals you used in secondary school chemistry cl-ss. always seems like the best thing to buy when having an “event” due to it’s cheapness and universal appeal- it’s sweet enough for girls to like, but “beery” enough for guys to like.

almost always induces vomiting after 5 or 6 cans. it is physically impossible to sip or savour strongbow in any way due to both it’s taste and reputation as a “party drink”.
-when drunk- god, why did we buy strongbow?! -pukes in front of friends- i’ll never drink this godawful sh-te again…
an alcoholic drink that underage teens drink round the back of newsagents.
cheap, nasty.
whos gettin’ the strongbow lads?

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