strop mag
a p-rnographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. from the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (less common since the rise in internet use to access p-rnographic material.)
“excuse me luv. could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? i can’t reach it”.
a p-rnographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. from the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (less common since the rise in internet use to access p-rnographic material.)
“excuse me luv. could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? i can’t reach it”.
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