when sitting on a stall and all efforts to produce a normal bowl movement are not possible; so you make loud audible noises and squirm. resembling the act of pushing out a fetus.
dude is it ever ok to struggle sh*t at work? i’m pretty sure i just heard matt in there, trying to push out a fetus.
ugly c*nt who’s slightly retared but secretly is a mad gym lad i’d love to f*ck me a ghostey
- australian shave
it’s like a shave, but down under she didn’t like her boyfriends bush so, she told him to get an australian shave
- gator farts
this describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts. bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his *ss!
when you have imprints of the sheets from your bed on your body. i have such bad sulecaves on my thigh today.