Strumming the Meat Fiddle


to m-st-rb-t-.
the meat fiddle is in reference to the p-n-s, thus to strum or play the meat fiddle is to jerk upon the p-n-s.
i was sitting in cl-ss and i thought i could hear will strumming the meat fiddle.

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