strump
from the shakespearean word strumpet, meaning prost-tute, street walker, lady of the night, hooker, or sausage wallet. typically used in reference to someone who is available for a very low sum of money or who as four or more stds.
forsooth, young tybalt, methinks yonder strump thither shalt juggle mine ball sack for nigh but a sixpence.
what you settle for after there is not an available sweet scally. basically, this is a girl that is alright but will probably put out. strump is usually preceeded with ‘dirty’ as in ‘dirty strump.’
don’t really see any sweet scallys tonight, but i do have a couple dirty strumps lined up.
g-d, this dirty strump just won’t go away.
1) the verb form of “strumpet”. to be used when one is acting/appearing like a strumpet, seducing someone, etc.
2) could be used more precisely when strutting like a strumpet. strut + strumpet = strump.
1) gee, jane, you’re really strumping it up today with the lingerie and ten spanish lovers. awesome!
or
jane: my my, marcos, you look mighty fine today! i just want to strump you! marcos: awesome!
2) i was just strumping into a building and managed to capture the eye of a certain fellow on my way in. he was a drunk, heavy smoker, and big enough to liquify my bones with a hug. awesome!
to drive at a high rate of speed down a well-known, empty highway. generally strumping is characterized by the gentle bouncing that occurs as the vehicle p-sses several sections of uneven pavement in rapid succession.
yo, i was strumpin’ up and down i-95 for like 45 minutes trying to find that sc-nt’s crib.
strump: when your having your morning stretch, and a fart slips out (aka – trump, english slang for fart)
this is very difficult to achieve. when you stretch, your body becomes tight,
making very hard to p-ss gas. very skilled accomplishment.
woman: aaahhhh, that felt good
man: did you just… strump?
(the man was amazed at her abilities)
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