Struttin’ a chip


when a middle aged man in a cheap sport coat and polyester trousers walks by briskly and very stifly, revealing no discernable rhythm or style in an effort not to break the potato chip stuffed deep inside his r-ct-m. this is all an effort to hide the fact he runs like a little school girl.
“look at sgt. joe friday struttin’ a chip like he means business”

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