STTAMF
sttamf – sh-t talking tight -rs-d mother f-cker
sh-t talking: the activity of talking sh-t (aka b-ll-cks); invariably the individual will recount stories of encounters with random beautiful women whilst ignoring the fact he is an ugly creepy f-cktard
“yeah – i was in the corridor and this really fit bird walking the other way and i looked at her, yeah, and she …… smiled !!!’
tight -rs-d:
term used to describe a malingering hanging on c-nt who on a social night out will not buy a round of drinks but then scams as many free drinks when other people are buying.
this person can usually be identified by i) either suddenly having to leave when it’s his round; ii) waiting until you’ve got a drink and then saying ‘yeah do you want a drink?’ iii) being a c-nt
mother f-cker: see mother f-cker
person a: i was in the lift yeah in the lift!! there was this bird, really hot nice t-ts and everything. you know what i f-cked her init.
person b: yeah right get the beers in its your round.
person a: (with a look of panic on their face) oh oh sh-t is that the time i’ve got to go.
person b to person c: the sttamf c-nt said that last time it was their round.
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