Stubby Buttons


one man with a largely protruding outtie. another with a normal size innie. they live in colorado. they meet in college. they fall in love. they exhibit their love by inserting the outie in the innie creating a connection that will last through all eternities… this story will never end…
oh stubby b-ttons, you two are so cute together.

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