Stubby Holder


an insulated holder for beer cans and bottles. australian for koozie.
man it’s hot – have you got a stubby holder to keep my beer cold?
a condom full of aloe vera
i w-nked for about 7 hours last night and now i need a stubby holder to walk
when one gets extremely intoxicated and p-sses out, only to have his mates remove his strides and firmly plant a stubby up his -rs-.
arrgghh look at the monkey. can’t handle his p-ss. stick a goon up the b-st-rds -rs-.

(moments later)

look at him. look at the stubby holder.

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