Stuck in Gum
this works best on a very hot day when the b-lls are hanging real low. while sitting down and wearing shorts, pull out your sack and pin it to the seat with your thumb. the stand up until the slack on your ball bag is taunt. this is when you say out loud, “hey look, i’m stuck in gum” fooling everyone into thinking that you sat in gum. it usually takes people a few seconds of staring at your bag until they realize what it is.
instead of the predictable hanging brain trick, i mixed it up by doing a “sat in gum” trick at the bar last night.
the pool of misfired c-m that lands on the sheets and you fall asleep in it. come morning, your -ss is stuck to the sheets.
jason and i had a hot night of s-x and when i woke up i was stuck in gum.
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