stuck on the can


the result of failing to check for toilet paper before defecating.
::calls someone on the cellphone within close proximity to the bathroom::

receiver: “h-llo?”

caller: “hey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper? i forgot to check for one and now i’m stuck on the can.”

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