Stud Waffle
an incredibly hunky or attractive man. possessing desirable physical and social characteristics. a true man’s man who is still capable of chivalry and taking care of a woman’s needs.
wow that guy over there is such a stud waffle. i bet he will show me a good time and remember to call me back.
my boyfriend is so lame… i need to go find me a stud waffle like colin.
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