student bowling
when the hallways are clogged like a fat man’s arteries and n-body will get the f-ck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. sometimes you don’t need a binder or backpack, just your own p-ssed off self.
friend: how did you get to cl-ss so early? those dipsh-ts are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
me: i just did a little student bowling.
friend: awesome.
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