Student Congress Debate


student congress debate is the debate for people that are so unintelligent, bad at debate, boring that they can’t even do pfd. every once in a while there is an actually good compet-tor in congress and this person gets second or first every tournament. normally, the legitimate debaters that do congress come from an ld/cx/extemp/oo background and they are okay. but the people that can only qualify in congress aren’t even real people. to win congress all you need is: 1. a brain 2. to be alive 3. not to completely suck at life
“dayum man i just came out of a 4 hour student congress debate round!”
“how’d you do?”
“i didn’t break :(”
“you clearly don’t deserve to live.”

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