student lunched
the experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band “serenading” their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.
student 1: “dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. my ears are still ringing thanks to that sh-tty hipster band”
student 2: “you totally got student lunched, bro”
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