Student Wankers
those dirty posh uni c-nts with a penchant for tweed & indie. the student w-nker is not complete with out one or more piece of ché guvara merchandise & in in-depth knowlege of neighbours. the greater spotted student w-nker will consider themself witty & “out-there” due to their annoying “random” conversations & “wacky” geek chic. general pains in the backside.
see those student w-nkers in the student bar,
complaining to each other other that their grants don’t go far.
with their silly student ties and their silly student scarves,
drinking draught real ale not in pints but halves.
student w-nkers, a fine song by peter & the test tube babies.
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