Study For the Penis Test
verb
1. to watch p-rn, to m-st-rb-t- (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
originates in high school s-x-ed cl-sses where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.
1. john: “i was watching the kim kardashian s-x tape last night, and it’s pretty hot.
jim: “dude you study for the p-n-s test with that like every night”
2. jane: “omg i had the most amazing time with jake last night! we saw old dogs and it was so funny!”
janet: “please that movie sucked you studied for the p-n-s test didn’t you?”
jane “ok maybe just little…”
Read Also:
- stume
used to name an especially dumb person when they exhibit freakish behavior jimmy, kenny and wef told ham “your so stume” cool-talk for costume.
- boboing
the use of popsicles (occasionally lollipops) during s-xual activities “man, i was totally boboing this one chick, but then the popsicle melted, so then i actually had to use my hands.”
- Stupetard
a hideous combination of “stupid” and “r-t-rd.” such people are commonly found sitting on street-corners casually ingesting cinder blocks. -ssociating with such people (intentionally or un-) warrants a swift kick in the b-lls. “what a stupetard. he’s drooling all over my mailbox.” “omgz0rz ur such 4 s7up3tard”
- Face-guilt
when someone you hardly know/don’t particularly like sends you a friend request on facebook/my sp-ce. even though you don’t really want to be friends, you feel obligated to accept the request. jen: hey, i see on your facebook page that you’re friends with bob now. when did this happen? sam: face-guilt, man! i felt too […]
- boboszka
a tree that grows deep in the heart of perry county on the kokoszka farms countryside. this tree has the ability to grow long weiners. i frolicked nakkid through the boboszka trees the other night, it was a grand experience