stuff monster


description for someone who has an extraordinary amount of clutter around their house; a pack-rat; h–rder; junk monkey
“there were so many piles of magazines and boxes everywhere in his apartment i couldn’t find a place to sit down, the dude’s a real stuff monster.”

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