stuff the turkey


a maneuver used by males suffering from limp d-ck syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp p-n-s into the v-g-n- of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable p-n-s.
after 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.

“man i was so high last night i thought i was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!”
to c-m repet-tively inside the rear cavity of a partner until it is completely full with c-m. to fill them -n-lly.
darlene gal: first i’ll stuff our thanksgiving turkey in the kitchen, then you can stuff my turkey in the kitchen too.
phillip ta gal: oh, i’ll stuff the turkey alright, 100% organic and healthy too.

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