Stuffed Seaman


a term coined in the u.s. navy by a bunch of petty officers after performing a circle jerk on a lone seaman recruit as part of naval customs.
franklin, did you hear about schwab? he became the last of us to become a stuffed seaman. now they are rotating the schedule and you’re first up again.

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