stuffing the stocking


1. the act of a man -j-c-l-t-ng into a sock. this term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to m-st-rb-t- around christmas time. and also by h-rny elves
man 1: “hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?”
man 2: “no no i’m tired of striking out. i think im just gonna go stuff a sock.”
man 1: “merry christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

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