Stumble-Punch


whilst attempting to b-tch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

the first confirmed stumble-punch was performed august 5 upon one kurt krippendorf.
zach: mumble mumble mumble… -stumble-punches kurt-

kurt: dude’ what the f-ck?!

zach: mumble mumble mumble…

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