Stumble Valium


after hours (sometimes minutes) of stumbling (stumbleupon) through cr-p and finding something actually funny.

it combats stumble depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.
“man work sucks today, i’ve been stumbling for half an hour now and all i’m getting is 10 ways to improve sh-te”!

“i feel so bad for you right now”

“stfu man it’s all good, found some new bushism quotes… ahh the stumble valium kicks in”

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