Stump Grinder
a person with braces who loves giving head.
aj is one h-ll of a stump grinder but i like how he sucks anyway.
to recive oral s-x from a girl with knarled teeth or sharp braces.
my johnson is all bloodied form last night, that girl had a real stump grinder for a mouth.
the act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.
did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?
a s-xual act where while having v-g-n-l intercourse you attempt to slip your scr-t-m (the stump) into the v-g-n- with the shaft (or trunk).
guy 1 : hey man, i was banging this chick last night for the first time and i was trying to put my b-lls in her vag. along with my d-ck.
guy 2 :your an idiot, you can’t just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!
(noun): a woman on the dance floor that thrives on grinding her bottom(grinder) on male genetailia (stump). particularly late in the night when inhibitions have been lost, drinks consumed, and standards have been dropped.
upon arrival to the club, the boys sought out stumpgrinders on the dance floor.
as drinks were consumed, women turned from prude high school teachers, college students, and office workers into stumpgrinders.
a person, who is s-xually aroused by rubbing themselves against an amputee’s remaining limb.
mark is such a stump grinder, he became a physical therapist to find dates.
a v-g-n- generally on a girl that would have relations with you with little or no effort.
“that b-tch got a stump grinder tighter than a fat kid trying to get through a doggy door”
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