Stump Grindin’


stump grindin’ occurs when a man and a woman have s-x in the missionary position. the man has his legs cut off at the knee. this poses an awkward thrusting resembling that of midget p-rn in fast forward.
jimmy: “wow, did you hear about what happened last night with tina?”
geoffrey: “no, what?”
jimmy: “she was stump grindin’ with that amputee.”
geoffrey: “oh shi-“

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