Stump Monkey
a p-ssy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. the procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to f-ck a tree stump.
marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that -ss last night, and i’ll be d-mned if she didn’t have stump monkey. i never got the head in.
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