Stumpfucker
a jack-ss army of none (justanotherserviceman) who posts typical hillbilly heehaw hot air on hategun.com.
an inbred hillscoggin’ harley drivin’ store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron….
that stumpf-cker has a confederate flag on his ford f-150…..
stumpf-ckers love to marry their sisters…
someone who is pursuing a person who is out of their league.
oh she’ll never go for him. he’s a total stumpf-cker.
one who dresses, acts, or speaks in a socially awkward manner.
hey, look at that stumpf-cker wearing those farm boots and short-shorts!
stump-f-cker: the ugliest backwoods hillbilly, who even the pigs turn down. ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, plugging them readily.
a stump f-cker ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, flogging them vivaciously until satisfaction is attained. the rottener the better. stump f-ckers usually have god awful work hardened members that ooze puss and maggots.
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