stumph


-last name of the one and only patrick martin stump.

-changed the ending of his name to -stump- to avoid confusion of the pr-nunciation.

-born april 27th, 1984
-originally a drummer

-has a range like no motha f-cker knows according to patrick himself! lol
-one of the s-xiest men alive today.

-extremely talented.
-trademark:hats, all the time, everyday of his life. you will never see him alive without a hat on.

-at one point he was vegetarian.
-belongs to the ill-strious band fall out boy.
-is a producer.

by:mrs.stump

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