stunned
a saying in newfoundland, canada that means stupid
johnny is so stunned that he cannot tie his own shoelaces without on his own. he’s an idiot.
to give a girl an -rg-sm causing bodily convulsions. similar to convulsions caused by a stun gun.
i screwed her so hard she was stunned!
is she having a seizure? no, i just stunned that hoe!
she was stunned so hard, she started shaking!
oh my god i’m having a seizure. shut up hoe, you just stunned!
a canadian term for stupid, or for an act that is stupid.
anybody that voted for the teaparty is stunned. you are stunned for being a teabagger.
completely drunk to the extent that senses are reduced or removed – giving the impression of the individual being phsically stunned and unable to move or communicate.
andy has consumed a large amount of beer and cider. he was absolutely stunned!
being afraid of someone or something.
you stunned n-gg-?
joe was stunned he backed out of a fight.
used in the workplace when customer service is overwhelmed by the many demands of their customers. also used when co-workers would ask how the business day was when starting their shift.
the word takes after wwe superstar stone cold steve austin and his finishing move the “stone cold stunner” where he stuns his opponent with a crotch kick and then does a neck breaker over his shoulder when the opponent bends forward.
so did you guys get stunned today? i had a feeling because monday was a holiday and the kids were off of school. figured they would check out our new video games on sale.
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