Stunning Ingrid
a lady companion for lonely gentlemen. now with real p-b-s and a bicycle repair kit. three holes for your pleasure, made quite small to suit the gentleman of … ahem… smaller stature.
“ingrid! why are you crying?”
“she’s not crying sir, she’s just full.”
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